I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Busted.I used to go out with what I regarded to be a very lovely bloke. I thought we were head over heels for one another. Sparks of love flew everywhere; oh! I was happy! Joy!
Then his laptop was stolen from a flat. He had to admit in the police report that he was ever-so distracted by the sex he was having to properly investigate those tell-tale signs of a break-in, like the stranger stealing the laptop from beside the heaving bed. His shag was not me.
He still tried to deny it. If I had my way, the burgler would have stolen his scrotum, too.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 15:54, Reply)
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