I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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An Australian international football playerwhose club is Everton FC (but for the sake of privacy I won't name him as Tim Cahill) used to regularly park his stupidly big Cadillac Escalade halfway across the road round the corner from my house when getting his hair cut, and across two disabled bays in Tesco.
unfortunately I never did get round to letting his tyres down, too worried someone would witness said crime
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Nobody would report it, would they?Surely it's not so much a crime as a public service?
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he was out for a year with a fucked kneemaybe he needed to use the spaz spots
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 19:01,
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^but 2 of them at the same time?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 4:05,
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this was before he fucked his knee (which i had nowt to do with)
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