I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Oh, the horror...First up, apologies to anyone has been genuinely burgled. I guess it is a properly shite experience.
However, the year is 1997. Stoke on Trent. University. Summer Ball. Everyone knows where all the students live. Everyone knows where the students will be. All the students in my road got robbed, including me.
Well nearly. We got home, and noticed a small window by the bathroom was broken, glass everywhere... and nothing taken. Our next door neighbour had a dog (mental border collie), and we reckon that on hearing the glass breaking he started barking and scared the miscreants off. Great, praise and chew treats for Fido.
Fast forward a year. Stoke on Trent. 1998. University. Summer Ball. Everyone knows where all the students live. Everyone knows where the students will be. All the students in my road got robbed - excluding me. We had the excellent foresite to borrow next door's dog to prevent even the chance of a break-in. And it worked. No unwanted attention from burglars.
Just a great big dog turd on my house mate's favourite rug.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 19:12, 1 reply)
I bet that rugreally tied the room together, too
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 0:47, closed)
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