I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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It's either apathy or a sense of humour.My sister was in bed when she heard the sound of breakage outside. Peering out through the curtains she could see a Jaguar parked outside with the back window smashed in.
She was on the phone to the police like a shot to report this vandalism and/or theft of items from the parcel shelf of the car.
While she was squinting at the car to see if she could make out the registration number, she realised that she'd misidentified it.
"Actually it's not a Jaguar, it's one of those Rovers"
"Oh." said the policeman on the phone. "Do you still want us to come out?"
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 10:28, Reply)
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