I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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I witnessed a crimemany moons ago, I went out in Glasgow for a nights drinking with some friends a day or so after new year, some of the guys were english and on the train we were telling them how Glasgow is good for a night out, safe, etc etc. as we walked along Argyll St to the first boozer, we hears an almighty smash of broken glass and looking down a side street sees a weegie with his arms in a Golden Egg (an early maccy dees) and he (with some difficulty) is lifting out the till. we gave an almighty cheer and he proceeded to leg it along the road or as fast as you can leg it carrying a heavy till, all went well for 3 or 4 yards till the power cable went taut and he ended up on his back with the till in the air,he picked himself up yanked out the power cable with some difficulty and was off again, laff, fresh underwear all round, and the bast bit was, the shop would have been empty for 2 days and there would be naff all init.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 2:35, 1 reply)
I'vegot the image of some bloke sprinting from a crime and ending screwing up monumentally now!
Made me laugh out loud when I should be working!
Excellent!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:34, closed)
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