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Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."

Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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In a very similar story to shegetz one
I was Mugged in Nottingham... sorta.

I was drunk; incredibly so- the type where you lean against a wall, loll your head about and laugh at your own reflection in the mirror- and I had my phone out texting some girl I had met earlier (probably with "secks pls" or some other derivative.)

Tall, black very gangsta looking dude walks up to me. He's a living sterotype, he looks like one of the cosby kids- so I laugh at him.

"Give me ya phone!" he says

"naaah" I say

"Nah you don't understand mate... give me ya fuckin phone!" he replied, getting pretty angry

drunkenly I entered a giggling fit- "YOU give me YOUR phone! Hehehehehe!"

"...N-no?" He said, actually looking hurt.

"WELL then," I say, and stumbled off

About twenty seconds later I realised he was trying to mug me, and cried.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 17:50, 2 replies)
foiled a mugging and didn't realize it at the time
that is really funny
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:21, closed)
A clicky for the fact that you did something so daft and funny and are alive to tell the tale. But a bonus point as in my head the phrase "you give me YOUR phone" is being said in a Kevin Spacey in the line up in the usual suspects "give ME the keys, you fucking cocksucker" voice. Only much drunker.

(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:50, closed)

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