I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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In a very similar story to shegetz oneI was Mugged in Nottingham... sorta.
I was drunk; incredibly so- the type where you lean against a wall, loll your head about and laugh at your own reflection in the mirror- and I had my phone out texting some girl I had met earlier (probably with "secks pls" or some other derivative.)
Tall, black very gangsta looking dude walks up to me. He's a living sterotype, he looks like one of the cosby kids- so I laugh at him.
"Give me ya phone!" he says
"naaah" I say
"Nah you don't understand mate... give me ya fuckin phone!" he replied, getting pretty angry
drunkenly I entered a giggling fit- "YOU give me YOUR phone! Hehehehehe!"
"...N-no?" He said, actually looking hurt.
"WELL then," I say, and stumbled off
About twenty seconds later I realised he was trying to mug me, and cried.
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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 17:50,
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foiled a mugging and didn't realize it at the timethat is really funny
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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*clicks*A clicky for the fact that you did something so daft and funny and are alive to tell the tale. But a bonus point as in my head the phrase "you give me YOUR phone" is being said in a Kevin Spacey in the line up in the usual suspects "give ME the keys, you fucking cocksucker" voice. Only much drunker.
:)
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