I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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My brother;Some call him the Kojak of electrical goods, some call him The Dirty Harry of DVD's or The Sweeney of wobbly-wheeled trolleys. (Ok, I just take the piss because he's a Tescos security guard.)
He related a tale of some kids (7 - 9 years old) he caught shoplifting a week or two ago. They had the usual kids loot; a few DVD's, some sweets and stationery etc. But he'd been watching on the camera since they came into the shop and seen everything else they'd taken, so knew the few things they'd admitted to and handed over while the police came, weren't all they'd picked up.
Upon the police turning out their pockets, what were suspected to be condoms were actually disposable vibrating c0ck-rings. Apparently the constable had said "What are you doing with those? Do you even know what they are?"
To which the pre-pubescent petit pilferer replied;
"Whey-aye man! They're for stickin' on ya' cheb-end when ya' fukkin ya lass in't tha!
Legth: Diminutive, yet satisfactory thanks to assisting stimulus I presume?!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:09, Reply)
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