I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Top TipIf you've clocked the God Squad heading in your direction (I live on a terraced street and you can see the tsunami of people turning off their lights, running away or in extreme circumstances attempting suicide as the JWs work their way along)...
Answer the door with a charming smile. And the end of a tourniquet between your teeth, the other wrapped around your arm. Mumble "come in, I'm having problems finding the vein and could do with a hand". Guaranteed.
Mrs Osok, She Who Must Be Ignored, will NOT answer the door under any circs if she's in her scruffs, so it's usually me opening the door in the early morning quiet in my version of CHCB's outfit....
Ancient tour t-shirt, flipflops and either boxers or a scruffy pair of Ron Hills. Not a sight for the nervous, or those who appreciate the beauty of the human form and it's complete absence.
I have a feeling that her version may well be better received by the discerning.
(AND I never got a sex pest either)
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