I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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I found that:Declaring myself a satanist just gets disapproving looks and an un-eventful exit.
Leading them on is more fun, like "That's very interesting. How about we.." *eyebrows raise in hope, faces beam* ".. sit cross-legged on my lawn and sing songs about it? You annoying pack of twats!" *faces sink in dejection, they trudge off my driveway*
My personal favourite was "just a second! *I stare upwards & fart loudly* Right, what were you saying?" *they look at me like I offered them a dogshit sandwich - It smells like I really did*
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