I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Bus driverLast week actually;
Lady Deskbound and I were off to Venice for a few days, unfortunately our flight was early doors, so had to get the night bus to Victoria station to catch the Gatwick Express.
Well, the London night buses are something to behold. The first part of the journey was fine, but the second was a different story. We clambered on with our luggage and sat behind to young ladies, one of whom has a large mass of gob in her hair, nice. They also looked terrified.
Some prick, so high on crack his eyes stood out on stalks was threatening all the passengers with his best ‘street talk’, saying he was going to cut us all up and basically being a supreme c-nut of the highest order. This went on for about 10 mins when the bus driver slammed the breaks on, got out of his seat and grabbed the twat by the throat and started threatening him. The guy looked genuinely terrified. What we then noticed was the fact that the driver had a manual cork screw in his hand and was holding it like a make-shift stabbing device.
He threw the idiot of the bus, who then proceeded to punch and kick the door (and broke his hand I think).
So that’s the crime I witnessed. Good on you Mr bus driver!!!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 11:39, Reply)
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