Horrendous Attack
First post, please be gentle.

Myself and a good acquaintance were walking home from a popular nightclub in central Edinburgh (Fountainbridge, second mention in this QOTW!!!) when along the road walking towards us were 5 or so skinny neds. Now I am no genius when it comes to chav-etiquette but I was smart (and soberish) enough to know to keep my head down and keep walking, lest there be any trouble!

My friend, who for the record is one of the smartest guys I know did not live upto his bright reputation.

Upon walking past we hear the expected casual abuse, I think it was "cunts/poofs/dickheads" etc.. Got away with that quite lightly I thought. My friend John, for that was his moniker, despite being an average build scientist type, turned round and innocently enquired "what's that?", as I continued to walk unaware - as if the neds queried the time or were being friendly.

It was then I knew things would turn sour(ish).

The neds proceeded to throw punches at my friends nose and eyes and as I turned round to approach the situation I also felt a few nudges to the head/face.

Due to being unaware that I'm tough as fuck (I'm not - the copious amount of alcohol in my system protected I) it took a while for me tor egister exactly what had just happened but the neds had quickly disapeared.

I think they ran away but after receiving numerous blows to our respective faces, John and I looked at each other and proceeded back to the flat where we discovered we were unscathed.

RANDOM ATTACK FOILED BY BEER-JACKET
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 14:16, 3 replies)

Welcome...
Nice story - but please learn the correct use of the first person pronoun.

/pedant. Sorry.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 14:18, closed)

@ Enzyme
me love you long time


;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 15:06, closed)

^^^^
Hurrah!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 15:21, closed)