Suffered a crime
I was on my way home from a night out; left early because my friend and I were bored. We were on a road leading towards my house when I woke up in a thorn bush. I distinctly remember somebody shouting at me, my mate saying something (luckily he was strong at the time, but he's got CF ffs!) and being kicked in the head a few more times. They shouted 'PHONE' at me, and I said I don't have one, because I'm deaf. The thing was vibrating in my pocket at the time, funnily enough.

Anyway, my mate afterwards told me we'd been mugged (I hadn't) and that the chavs had beaten him with his own cheap cider bottle (student).
I had no hearing aid as this had fallen off and was in a dark bush.

I phoned the police, who took one look at me (with a jaw deformity) and took me to hospital with a 'broken jaw'.

I was picking fucking thorns out of my arms and legs for months.

The headline cracks me up: Deaf Girl Attacked By Phone Gang

It gave me an image of a lot of mobile phones in burberry attacking somebody.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 18:40, 1 reply)

"Detectives believe the gang was made up of three males and two girls."
"...because that's what they were told by the people who were there at the time".

Or were they saying that because there was a gang of that description operating in the area at that time?
(Guizmeaux, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 19:44, closed)