I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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this is murder'hello' said the elephant to the giraffe
'why hello there mr elephant, how are you keeping?' asked the giraffe
'i am keeping fine' said the elephant, ' How are you and Mrs Giraffe?'
'oh we are good thanks, just got back from our holidays, living it large in Ibiza' said the giraffe
'how very nice for you' said the elephant
'have you been away anywhere?' asked the giraffe
'no' said the elephant, 'although we were supposed to take the baby elephants to EuroDisney TM but i ended up with severe diarrhoea and we couldn't go, it was pissing out of my ass for 4 solid days, ring sting?, you've never felt anything like it' the elephant continued.
'oh' said the giraffe
'yes' said the elephant
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:13, Reply)
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