Fumes....
It's this fucking government. Actually, the concept of an escalating tax on fuel of 2% above and beyond the level of inflation was the idea of the Tories in 1992 however, Grabber Brown thinks it's a wonderful idea as his hand is so deep in my pocket that the cunt is cradling my balls.

In the UK, £0.46 out of every £1.00 in the economy ends up back in the governments pocket thanks to taxes both direct and indirect. Repeat that statistic a few times before you vote next time.

Having written to MPs to register my extreme displeasure about fuel taxes, the stock response is "how many schools or hospitals would you like us to close?".

My reply "None, I just want you to cut feeding the £40bn a year QUANGO economy and sack some Outreach Coordinators" was not graced with a response.

As it stands, you pay £0.77 to the treasury each and every time you put a litre of fuel in your car. Again, repeat that over and over before you register your vote next time.

The fact that billions of ££££s every year are spunked keeping scumbags on the streets and in Kappa thanks to this moronic government taking an extended wank into the faces of the middle earning classes rankles me hugely.

Meanwhile, our soldiers are getting shot at in Iraq in the name of a war I bitterly opposed in 2003 while our fuel gets ever more expensive. Guy Fawkes, where are you now our country needs you?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 Feb 2008, 12:49, Reply)