fantasy island
I spend my days wondering why some of the ladies in the office, who I wouldn’t flatter with a second glance on the ‘outside’ start floating my boat.

I mean, some of these swamp-donkeys are double-ropey, but, having worked with them all for a while, I find myself thinking… ‘You know what? I probably would, as long as no one found out’ or, ‘Fair enough, she’s got a potty mouth and you wouldn’t want to introduce her to your mother, and she’s worn the same clothes to work every day for about a year, but yeah, given half-a-chance I’d be happy to let her play with my spam-dagger’

Is this just a male perversion or do breast-owners also find themselves fantasizing about less than average looking suitors? Or, worse than that, is it just me???

Mullered
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:33, 5 replies)

Women do it too
I find myself scanning every room I enter to decide which males I'd do the deed with.

With the constant intimacy of work I almost always settle upon at least one or two who I would if I had to, but wouldn't touch in the Outside.

And when I'm bored I always imagine what they'd all be like in bed.

One at a time you understand.
Not all at once.
That would be silly.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:43, closed)

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It's a man thing - familiarity is akin to 10 pints of stella and paper bag. But there are still some limits ...
(Biff..., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:47, closed)

I do the same thing...
But having said that, I could be stood in a bus queue with a member of the opposite sex for twenty seconds with the same effect.

Oh, a click for swamp-donkey.

Loveeer-leee!!!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:57, closed)

Familiarity breeds pants-tent.
I can't think of anything else to say now.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:15, closed)

Yeah me too...
Although when the purple headed monster rises I need to sacrifice someone from the wank bank, and I have a short memory...
(brycemonkey No fatal accidents since:, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:25, closed)