Not me, but someone else out of an office of 200 people...
...likes to use the men's toilet and leave a little plastic cup full of shit next to the toilet roll.

It's become a thing of controversy within our hallowed centre and has kept us amused by us playing our own version of "Shit Cluedo", where we try and work out who left the turd in a cup. Well, at least there wasn't a spoon in it.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:34, 6 replies)

I am disappointed
that you do not call it simply 'Pooedo'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:44, closed)

Do you have two girls working there?
If so, there's your culprit...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:12, closed)

the "Reaction to Two Girls" clip is teh best
Especially the granny watching it.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:21, closed)

So, when it next appears with added spoon
and you notice you're one spoon down at home, the horrible truth will dawn on you...
(dxg, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 16:49, closed)

My wife's a shit eater???????
OMG

PS She watched that clip for the first time last week; I left her in the room alone while she did.

She left the room 2 minutes later making retching noises while laughing.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:38, closed)

claps
You have to applaud the twisted genius that thought of doing this. I am just surprised that in a call centre with its bib brother monitoring software they are having problems catching the culprit
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:24, closed)