warehouse fun!
after two years of being a lurker finally have a story to tell :)
I have a few work boredom stories,from several work places.
First one being at an industrial laurndrette,being a temp with my mate and my ex girlfriend.we made a great impression with my mate smashing a 9ft strip light from the ceiling with a section of the racking we were building.after being given our duties to fill the racking with nice soft fresh clean table clothes,we left on our own,oh what a mistake :)
On came the ipods and made beds out of the newly furnished shelves and got two hours shut eye.then had a quicky session off hide the sausage with my ex misses while my mate was flat out three aisles away.staked a few more aisles and got another few hours sleep untill home time.we repeated this every day we were there,we were almost rumbled when my mate forgot to wake at the right time and found himself staring at the bosses wifes ankles.
Next we amused ourselves by exploring the companies newly bought warehouses where we found this old fashioned caravan at the back of this warehouse.we went in as youthfull curiousty took over and found the bedroom/toilet of a hobo,complete with urine stained matteress,empty bottles of cheap rum and obviously used copies of the sport.cue a quick exit for us and made it back just in time for a quick nap before the bosses routine check.
Skip forward a few years and we find me hard at work at the local food dispenser,known for its being good with money and rather annoying christmas adverts with a stupid song which was played over and over again on the in store stereo.there we find pheonix,his mate from back at the laundrette and another mate from back at school,with the last being our supervisor we obviously shirked our duties in search of more fun things to do than stacking shelves and helping old biddies read price labels.
From the year ive been there we got up to a fair few larks including:
Turning one of the new lads into a cardboard optimus prime,
Finding the biggest super bouncey ball and throwing it between us getting further and further apart down the aisles.
Spending the hour we have to wait behind after the shop shuts for a delivery reading all the lads magazines and smoking
Finding ways to annoy the most rude and pompus member of staff with merry pranks such as piercing one of those liquid washing tablets and slipping it on to his stool as he sat down.
Pushing one of the others around on empty closed cages at high speeds untill they either puked or crashed into something
I have a few vids of our highjinks so if you want me to upload em click i like this.

Length?wanted to pop it properly!
(pheonix07, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:22, 2 replies)

re: Cardboard Optimus Prime
Was it this guy?
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 8:13, closed)

ha ha
i wish,thats way better than hours,ours was made from the boxes cornflakes and crisps come in.got a vid of the new lad running up and down the warehouse with two boxes covering him with little eye holes ill upload it tonight and post it on here
(pheonix07, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 9:27, closed)