bored indeed


Hello there,

Well I must say you young bucks and brassers have got it rather good when it comes to mitching off from your duties. This interweb is a fascinating timewaster and most probably a communist invention to slow us westerners, the rightful world owners, down to a snails pace.

As the senior partner of a very successful accountancy firm I now have actually very little to do myself apart from remind the young accountants what hardship is. The people in my office woudln't know what to do in a crisis and one can only imagine their response should fritz ever seek a rematch. Bloody ralph lauren cardigan wearing alpha romeo driving upstarts is all they are.

So that's what I do - subtley drive them out of their minds and to deep despair. So what you got your BA in Acc, if I tell you to spend your day on the phone talking to a chinese dry cleaner looking for a pair of pants that don't exist that's what you'll do. One of my favourites is the good old paper chase. Oh what fun to have an office full of knob ends looking for an urgent document that has only just gone into the post.

Mind you when I came back from holidays the office did smell a bit of piss so I'm probably not loved by all - but then again, senior accountants pissing in an old mans drawers ? I think I'm wearing them down ;)

fondest regards,

Edward






fuck me I'm bored, and at work, time for a crapwankcoffeefagarsephotocopying session, and some more b3taing...

length -

crap - a good nine inches if it was an inch

wank - neither rushed nor drawn out

coffee - 10 minutes

fag - 3.5 inches

arsephotocopying - up to an hour now, playing with the settings and trying to get the light just right, I'm a perfectionist...

b3taing - long... so long
(The Cats Twat, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 19:27, 1 reply)

well done
only got it 30 minutes later
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 1:02, closed)