Public service announcement
In between school and college I worked in a McDonalds - stupidly busy at peak times but very quiet in the mornings (this was before they started doing breakfasts). Anyway, there were various ways to amuse oneself during quiet times, but not one person ever wanked, gobbed, shat or deposited any other bodily fluids in any burger or other food product. Ever. Just thought I'd let you know.
(Terrible Tiger, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:26, 5 replies)

glad to hear it!
if i wanted to eat cum or drink piss id just get wrecked in my local and see what happens...
( SpankyHanky, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:34, closed)

Seriously
Is this 'arseholes who work in food outlets' week, or what?
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 2:06, closed)

Except
this is a non-arsehole surely? I really can't understand why people would defoul food they are serving. Perhaps excessive watching of 'Fight Club' makes it seem subversive?
( monkeybananaraffle, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:51, closed)

yup
I worked at McDonalds part time for a good few years through school and university, and not once did anyone spit, wank, or poo in any food. Certainly some of the employees were less than conscientious and intelligent, so probably some unintentional food-hygiene things may have gone on at times, but I never saw anything actually deliberate or malicious.
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:40, closed)

My daughter worked in one
And she said that there are cameras everywhere, as if some pikey decided to sue, saying someone had "altered" their food, then there would be evidence to the contrary. Don't forget- this was the company that was sued for someone spilling hot coffee on themselves, as it wasn't stated to be hot.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:39, closed)