Ridiculous Office Games
Like many others B3tans, i too have felt the soul crushing monotony of being an office drone and decided to make a stand to regain my sanity.

Out of this my Colleague and i developed the game of Pipe Hairball.

The rules are simple. While facing each other at desks about twenty feet apart, each contestant puts a pipe in their mouth and declares the game ready by shouting "Lanyard PULL!". The aim is for the first player to throw a balled up piece of A4 (or the tramps knuckle as it came to be known) at the other player with the intention of hitting their hair. Not their face, or upper torso. Only a direct hit to the hair (A syrup dipper) would score a point. First to five wins. If at any point one of your shots hits the opponents pipe (Briar Strike) they then have to Riverdance furiously for ten seconds. Also any flinching or dodging results in lost points.

This seemed to be a perfect way to brighten up a slow day and improve hand/eye coordination.

It also seemed perfectly logical and it is not until i have written it down and read it back that i realise quite how retarded it sounds. Bugger.

Length? You wouldn't want it as a wart on your nose....
(Flinglish, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:36, 1 reply)

thats fucking brilliant!
permission to play that in my office? do you have a rule book?
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:28, closed)