On a train..
I sat near to the loo, then the toilet door made that Star Trek "tickshwoosh!" noise, and slid open. There was a young bloke in a suit in there, facing away from the door, looking in the mirror. Holding a big handful of loo-roll at what would have been groin height. With his trousers undone.. But he was over the sink, not the toilet itself..

No I didn't wonder at the time, not until I told another bloke, who nearly pissed himself laughing... Who knew there was any such thing as danger wanks?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:21, Reply)