Keyboard fun
A couple of simple things to do with keyboards:

- Swap the letters round. On most desktop keyboards (for christ's sake, don't try it on a laptop), the keys can come off and go back on again reasonably easily, so we confused one of our colleagues by re-arranging his keyboard, so that the top row read "FUCKSHIT69". I take no responsibility for any keyboard breakages :P

- Swap the actual keyboards round. If you work at a desk where there's someone very close by to you, swap their keyboard round, so when they start to type something, you can type something incredibly offensive on their screen instead.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:34, 2 replies)

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Oh you could do this with a wireless keyboard couldn't you? Yes, yes you could. Just unplug their keyboard and plug in a wireless thing.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:51, closed)

I have done this also
Used to work with a chap called Naveed who was useless, but good fun. We also had a big box full of old Sun keyboards.

One lunchtime, I spent my entire break dismantling the necessary keys on the spare keyboards, then reattaching them to his one so it spelt 'NAVISACUNT' on each line.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 6:44, closed)