Poo!
I try to avoid going for a poo at work in the morning...

It's not that I have some kind of aversion to a workplace defecation scenario, quite the opposite after all you save money on water bills & toilet paper, plus as a bonus you're paid to do it.

No, my aversion to a morning dump at work is that if I did I'd have nothing to look forward to in the afternoon.

On the other hand, on those occasions of too much coffee or a few too many beers the night before, well then I try to just kinda do half a poo.... so I can go back later in the day and finish it off.

How bored must I be when walking to the loo for a dump is something to look forward to?

Length? Varies with diet.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:43, 7 replies)

I imagine quite bored indeed!
What on earth do you work as? I need a heads up so I never do that. =p
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:49, closed)

I work....
... in IT.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:32, closed)

Don't worry, I save my turds up for when i'm at work so I get the extra minutes off.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, closed)

I spend ages on the bog thinking about how to solve whatever problem I'm working on
Although today I didn't have a piss from 6:30am until about 3pm. Wasn't saving it up, just didn't need to go but when I did it took ages and felt good :)
( thistle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:22, closed)

Can't you go in the morning
but nip it off halfway through, thus keeping some for the afternoon shift?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:34, closed)

"Split the winnings,"
as it were.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:47, closed)

However
I can't help but feel that as a bloke if I found it routine to take a dump twice in 1 day I might start to think there was something wrong with me... plus imagine the inconvenience on the weekend :-)

After all a proper blokey dump should surely be an eye watering once daily ritual with results worthy of photographic evidence.... which reminds me of another story...
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:22, closed)