I had a brief stint working for the Forestry Commission…

...and I would busy myself looking at all the different animals, plantlife and wotnot.

One day whilst doing my rounds, I saw something that staggered me beyond belief, so I called the ranger and asked him to see me urgently.

When he arrived, I directed him towards a clearing…where snuffling around the picnic area there was a huge male wild pig wearing a dog-tag that said ‘Dominic’. He was completely clad in a fabric of fine linen, silk, & cotton threads...ornamented with figures as if it was fashioned from ladies’ petticoats or something. He was also wearing a baseball hat that was spinning around on top of his head as if it had a mind of it own.

Perplexed, I enquired: “What the blithering fuck is THAT?”

“Oh, don’t worry”, he replied. “That’s just the ‘Whirr-cap lace boar, Dom’”.

/coat

/veal
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:23, 5 replies)

5/10
Could do better. Also see me after school.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:13, closed)

And see me after school also.
Behind the bike shed ; )
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, closed)

Ooooh!
Believable set-up. Check!

Well-crafted (if convoluted) situation. Check!

God-awful groanworthy pun. Check!

I'm sitting at my desk, chortling like a freshly-buggered mong. This is a true classic of the Pooflake genre, thank you.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, closed)

i could barely hear the contewnt of the post
over the sound of you scraping the barrel.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, closed)

I knew a pun was coming
When I got to the spinning cap, but I still felt a sharp stabbing sensation when I reached it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:22, closed)