Langford House Veterinary Practice (Where they filmed "Vet School")
I was 15; I thought it would be my dream work experience placement...

How wrong I was, I have never met such a bunch of arrogant stuck-up cunts. The vets were all public school arseholes who were rude to the veterinary nurses and me, the veterinary nurses were bitter at being treated like second class citizens so took it out on me. I guess shit really does flow downhill.

After a couple of days of disinfecting everything, wiping up shit and watching animals be put down I jumped at the chance to go out with the sexy young Australian vet who did all the farms in the area, bouncing around in a Land Rover was much more fun than wiping up shit & waiting for the next thing to disinfect/be put down.

So I spent the next few days ankle deep in cow shit watching the sexy Australian vet up to her shoulder in the gaping rear-ends of hundreds of cows. There was a difficult moment where I suggested they enjoyed it but the moment passed when she dropped her pen in the shit & I retrieved it and cleaned it off like the gentleman I was/am.

I worked really hard all week & never complained when I had to do nasty jobs. Apart from being told off for lightly smacking a badly behaved dog (hey, it worked & it was out of customer sight) I thought I did a pretty good job. My reward...possibly the worst report a work experience kid had ever got at my school, I was called "lazy and unpunctual" despite my mother driving me there at least 10 minutes early every morning.

Vets...I shit 'em (then clean it up & disinfect the area).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:19, Reply)