Work Experience
We've got a work experience kid in for a couple of weeks and he'll do anything you tell him to... He's was in the server room most of yesterday monitoring the network activity lights - he almost missed his lunch till we took pity on him.
We are bastards.
How bad was your first experience of work?
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 9:45)
We've got a work experience kid in for a couple of weeks and he'll do anything you tell him to... He's was in the server room most of yesterday monitoring the network activity lights - he almost missed his lunch till we took pity on him.
We are bastards.
How bad was your first experience of work?
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 9:45)
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pizza boy
well...i had my motorbike nicked from the back of their shop. it was found, (lucky) but not before it had been set on fire (unlucky) that was a good start.
was made to deliver in snow and sheet ice coming a cropper countless times. one memorable time the keys seperated from the scooter and were never found, catapulted into another dimension perhaps. i didn't have time to dwell on it too long as i had to push the shitting bastard bike for miles back to the shop bruised and battered. fun.
really got to know the feeling of being cold, miserable and alone with water seeping down my arse crack yet still singing a dirge to pass the time in the rain at 28.7mph.
was accused of stealing by the manager who, as it turned out, fucked off with thousands of the company's money. thanks.
unfortunately now know Tolworth very well, and you don't want to know Tolworth well at all.
ended up breaking my leg in three places on the company c90 (wow upgrade) 'avoiding a cat' though really i was getting the bastard to do wheelies because i was THAT bored. 5 weeks in hospital. go me.
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 14:46, Reply)
well...i had my motorbike nicked from the back of their shop. it was found, (lucky) but not before it had been set on fire (unlucky) that was a good start.
was made to deliver in snow and sheet ice coming a cropper countless times. one memorable time the keys seperated from the scooter and were never found, catapulted into another dimension perhaps. i didn't have time to dwell on it too long as i had to push the shitting bastard bike for miles back to the shop bruised and battered. fun.
really got to know the feeling of being cold, miserable and alone with water seeping down my arse crack yet still singing a dirge to pass the time in the rain at 28.7mph.
was accused of stealing by the manager who, as it turned out, fucked off with thousands of the company's money. thanks.
unfortunately now know Tolworth very well, and you don't want to know Tolworth well at all.
ended up breaking my leg in three places on the company c90 (wow upgrade) 'avoiding a cat' though really i was getting the bastard to do wheelies because i was THAT bored. 5 weeks in hospital. go me.
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 14:46, Reply)
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