Work ExperienceWe've got a work experience kid in for a couple of weeks and he'll do anything you tell him to... He's was in the server room most of yesterday monitoring the network activity lights - he almost missed his lunch till we took pity on him.
We are bastards.
How bad was your first experience of work?
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chthonic, Thu 10 May 2007, 9:45)
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I got a job in a gastropub,working for a chef who wasn't so much a mincing culinary artiste as a fire-spewing, faintly anthropomorphic 18-wheeler. The very idea of getting in his 'bad books' was enough to reduce a grown man to wobbly, piss-leaking hysterics.
That's why i spent nearly 20 minutes rooting around in a nipple-shatteringly cold outhouse-slash-ice-storage room (with only my regulation crisp white shirtsleeves between my palpitating heart and a dementedly bitter January morning), engaged in the futile quest to fulfil his snarled demand for a 'leg of salmon'. I was practically hypothermic by the time i twigged.
Safe in the knowledge that he can't plough his melon-sized fist clean through my windpipe and pin my voicebox to the door from behind a computer monitor, I'd very much like to take this cowardly opportunity to call him a wank-gargling teratophiliac rimjaw.
Cheers, b3ta! \(^o^)/
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 10 May 2007, 18:01,
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