Work ExperienceWe've got a work experience kid in for a couple of weeks and he'll do anything you tell him to... He's was in the server room most of yesterday monitoring the network activity lights - he almost missed his lunch till we took pity on him.
We are bastards.
How bad was your first experience of work?
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chthonic, Thu 10 May 2007, 9:45)
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I did work experience in HeavenEven though I didn't get very interesting jobs - mostly converting the Book of Names to Excel - the angels were all very nice. Well, infinitely nice actually.
Anyway one of them worked out that I was into music, so they asked if I wanted to meet various famous dead musicians. So one day I went on a tour of Heaven and got to meet Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash...and then I passed a huge throne where Bono was sitting!
I said hang on, I didn't know Bono was dead - is he visiting too?
The angel lowered his voice and said no, that's God - the wanker just thinks he's Bono.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:50, Reply)
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