Local Airport Air Training Centre
Started work experience at the local air training college in the offices - the twunts pretty much used me as a dogsbody (as is to be expected I suppose).

They had an electronic stapler and I'd never seen anything like it before. I put the staples in the way you would put them in a normal stapler, but no! in this one they had to be upside down, even though they fitted and the top would go down regardless of which way they were inserted.

Used it and of course it didn't work and the staple got jammed.

One of the posh flying twunts saw this and picked it up and proclaimed loudly to another posh flying twunt: "ha ha - look! This is what you get when you employ YTS idiots." - despite me not being on a YTS - who was the twunt? He didn't even know where his dogsbodies had come from.

Anyway, later the same f*cker had me upside-down underneath his plane scraping the grime off of it (despite being told I would be working in the office and wearing a suit - as I was told to do).

So I scrapped the words "I am a" on one wing, and "complete twat" on the other - only visible while flying of course.

Only lasted one more day after that!

Funny that.
(dchurch bah, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:16, Reply)