Now I know this story may not be believed...
...but I shall share anyway. I once worked with someone who previously worked in the world of football agents, and I was told this tale from one of the players she dealt with.

Go back a few years into the mid-90s, and a certain team from the North-West who play in red were in Oslo in Norway for a friendly. The agency in Norway who were there to look after the players decided, in their wisdom, to send a very pretty young 18-year-old work experience girl to look after the team. Oh dear.

So the team go to a bar and start drinking, and of course are buying the pretty young Norwegian lots of drinks, and it quickly becomes clear that she is not used to this volume of drink. Of course she is still the centre of attention, but soon appears very worse-for-wear... until the players notice a strange smell... the poor girl has shat herself in front of them!

At this point the poor girl gets swiftly taken away by one of the players. When he is asked what happened the following morning, he tells that he took her back to her flat, cleaned her (and apparentally the phrase used was 'scooped the shit out'), showered her and fucked her. Very gentlemanly eh?

Now that was quite a bad work experience don't you think?

(Oh, and if you are wondering who the player was, he was an England international, had a high-profile wedding just a few months later, and is still on TV a lot)

(Insert cock joke here)
(hit me with your jesus stick, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:28, Reply)