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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:19)
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Criminal plot = FAILI might have told you this before --- BUT! When I lived in Canada, I had a bit of spare time on my hands and found I had a liking for blondes. We had quite a few on our housing estate and I soon hatched a plan to get me one.
I would roar up to the blonde of my choice on my bike, capture her, tie her up, and leave her with the other blondes I had in storage behind the bins in the underground car park.
This project even underwent a few dry runs (with brunettes so as not to raise suspicion) and I was soon ready to roll.
I positioned myself at the top of the slope, and as my victim emerged from her front door I swooped. And swooped. And swooped some more. And swooped right past her, unable to stop, until I landed face-first in a rather prickly bush.
Then I cried a bit, straightened the stabilisers on my bike and went home.
I was five years old at the time.
I'm not proud.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:26,
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This project even underwent a few dry runs (with brunettes so as not to raise suspicion)Ha! Superb!
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SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:48,
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