The Worst Journey in the WorldAspley Cherry Garrard was the youngest member of the Scott Polar Expedition when he and two others lost their tent to the winds of a night-time snowstorm. They spent hours in temperatures below -70°F stumbling about the ice floes hoping they'd bump into it as it was their only hope of survival.
OK, so that was bad, but we reckon you've had worse. We know how hard you lot are.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:40)
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Fucking Lada bastard RivaI went on a fun filled week to Spain a few years back.Rather than pay the weeks parking fee by dad took me and my mate to the airport and was going to pick us up when we got back.
A week of Beer and sun flew by and a good time was had by all.
When we landed back in rainy cold England my dad was nowhere to be seen.
Turns out his car had broken down on the way but not to worry my grandad was coming to pick us up.
Tiptop!
He pulss up in his new Lada Riva (the old fool got a new one every year) and of we toddled and then in Bracknell the car died, it just died.
So after an hour we were on our way again in a tow truck with the dead lada trailing behind.
Then on the motorway the fucking breakdown truck has a blow out and for two hours we are sat on the embankment next to a broken towtruck with a fucking Lada on the back.
People were yelling abuse, laughing and beeping their horns at us, the cunts.
When we finally did get home it had taken us 26 hours from the hotel to home.
18 of them were from Gatwick to Hereford.
crappy penis size joke and retarded yay I am on the front page comment are here.
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