The Worst Journey in the World
Aspley Cherry Garrard was the youngest member of the Scott Polar Expedition when he and two others lost their tent to the winds of a night-time snowstorm. They spent hours in temperatures below -70°F stumbling about the ice floes hoping they'd bump into it as it was their only hope of survival.
OK, so that was bad, but we reckon you've had worse. We know how hard you lot are.
( , Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:40)
Aspley Cherry Garrard was the youngest member of the Scott Polar Expedition when he and two others lost their tent to the winds of a night-time snowstorm. They spent hours in temperatures below -70°F stumbling about the ice floes hoping they'd bump into it as it was their only hope of survival.
OK, so that was bad, but we reckon you've had worse. We know how hard you lot are.
( , Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:40)
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Huuuuuuge testicles!
What has made a large amount of journeys by bus unpleasant for me have been the many men with unfeasibly large testicles that I have had to sit next to.
At least I *assume* that they have unfeasibly large testicles, it's one possible explanation why they sit with their legs open so widely that they take up an entire double seat. The wankers.
( , Tue 12 Sep 2006, 16:43, Reply)
What has made a large amount of journeys by bus unpleasant for me have been the many men with unfeasibly large testicles that I have had to sit next to.
At least I *assume* that they have unfeasibly large testicles, it's one possible explanation why they sit with their legs open so widely that they take up an entire double seat. The wankers.
( , Tue 12 Sep 2006, 16:43, Reply)
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