Drunken Spitter!
I'd missed the last direct train to get back to the lovely Stockton-On-Tees from Newcastle so had to get a train to Darlington and wait for stockton train there, i was already annoyed as i was lugging about a bag which weighed approximatley the same as michelle mcmanus and was missing valuable drinking time as i was out on the night with the lads, so i gets on the train to darlington, ipod battery goes, its at this point i first hear and sight the drunken scruffy idiot on our carriage hes staggering up the aisle with a 4 pack in one hand and a local newspaper in the other and frequently spitting onto the floor at first i found this amusing while watching the faces of the other passengers til i realised he was heading in my direction slowly but surely the drunket staggered and spit his way to the seat infront of me he then sat down but carried on his frequent spits the women opposite began to look scared an the man began yelling "WHO THE FUCK HAS GOT ME PAPER THEN!" he poked his head round the chair an looked at me and repeated his question i told him it was in his hand to which he looked puzzled! he than began to stand to me horror and started to shuffle to sit with the poor women she looked at me as if to say please dont let this drunken smelly spitting angry man sit next to me! i stood up an told him to go sit somewhere else the whole carriage watching i was expecting a drunken swing of a punch or one of his many spits to come my way but i and all the carriage gasped in amazement as he looked at me in disgust but then slowly and quietly went back to the other end of the train and sat sulking oh and still spitting! .... he was arrested at darlington i think after having a bit of a barmy with the train attendant! i wont miss my train again!

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(oxfam-glamour-model, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 14:51, Reply)