Boring sex
I've been lucky enough to avoid really horrible sex, but I've also been cursed with incredibly boring sex. Now, I don't believe in faking orgasms, because not only is it just mean, but it also makes guys think that you like what they're doing, when you don't. That said, I also don't think it's very nice to look bored out of your skull the entire time. So, one day, I found myself trying to make the most out of an incredibly boring roll in the hay... I was managing all right, until I realized that Monty Python was on the tv, which we'd left on. I generally find the show hilarious. Add to that the fact that I was bored stiff (or bored by a stiffy, if you prefer), plus the comedy of the entire situation.... It may have been the longest 10 minutes of my life...

I made it though!

On the other hand, I once managed to fall asleep repeatedly while pleasuring a friend (due to utter exhaustion this time, not boredom), and still get her off, so I guess it evens out :)
(RDT <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, Reply)