I'm unlucky in carnal pleasures...
I was also a bit of a cheating barsteward, but it was university and I considered it my British duty to service as many foreign birds as humanly possibly whilst also seeing to my french gf on a daily basis.

no this isnt the worst shag but it certainly had quite a few issues... I, in the 'Friends' use of the word 'On a break' with my gf - so it wasnt cheating.

I pulled a Norwegian blond bird... she was about 5'3 blonde and dumpy so stop fwapping now.

get back to my place and being a gentleman strip her off and go down on her... only I dont... I'm nearly sick... huge 70's bush and a stench that would usually have severn trent poking the sewers. Still shagged her though - and got caught a whole year later!!!

move on to about a month back... and yes this was one of those play dead birds... she was drop dead gorgeous, but she wouldnt put in any effort... Mr. man decided the 10 pints had had their effect and went to sleep approximatly 5 minutes before I did... avoiding her dragon breath that is...

oh another quicky, on both counts... was banging a single mother of 3 kids... much older than me, she was a proper screamer...

her 4 yearold daughter came into the room and classicaly asked if I was hurting her mummy... this time I went to sleep before mr man :D
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:17, Reply)