The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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I was 17, just about to go to Uni, pulled a bird 2 years below me in school, friend of a mate's lady. Back at my house for an afternoon of school, I spent little time in getting her out of her school uniform. Quality. Amazing body, quality tatas, nice shaven haven and the uniform, I repeat the uniform - I was the cat about to get the cream. Oral pleasures ensued, brilliant. Got down to he beast with two backs, she insisted being on top, sweet. She then started doing the most bizarre thing - each thrust was like she was bouncing on a trampoline, like feet in the air - you know how difficult it is when every 1/2 second there's half a foot of clear air between your old chap and the target? It ended in tears when she didn't return to earth spot on and nearly snapped my knob in half. Very disappointing and extremely painful.
On a positive note I saw her a week later and made amends in the style of the dog, but that's not the point.
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:39, Reply)
I was 17, just about to go to Uni, pulled a bird 2 years below me in school, friend of a mate's lady. Back at my house for an afternoon of school, I spent little time in getting her out of her school uniform. Quality. Amazing body, quality tatas, nice shaven haven and the uniform, I repeat the uniform - I was the cat about to get the cream. Oral pleasures ensued, brilliant. Got down to he beast with two backs, she insisted being on top, sweet. She then started doing the most bizarre thing - each thrust was like she was bouncing on a trampoline, like feet in the air - you know how difficult it is when every 1/2 second there's half a foot of clear air between your old chap and the target? It ended in tears when she didn't return to earth spot on and nearly snapped my knob in half. Very disappointing and extremely painful.
On a positive note I saw her a week later and made amends in the style of the dog, but that's not the point.
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:39, Reply)
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