Not me but...
...my housemate at uni, Jim, a big hairy guy who infequently pulled finally got his chance with a girl he'd been after for months.

So the next morning, we asked him how he got on. He told us the carnal act was aborted so we asked him why. He duly explained....

Big hairy Jim, in trying to be passionate, had tried to turn the girl over and succeeded only in banging her head on the wall, hard. This was topped by the following exchange of hot and horny pillow talk not even Jackie Collins could muster.

Jim told us he'd put his hand between her breasts and found a patch of dry flaky stuff. His exact words to the girl were, "Urgh what's this, another blokes cum?!" she replied, "No, that's my excema".

Good old big hairy Jim, there's no substitute for class.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:40, Reply)