The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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I hadn't been in bed with a lady for two years
well I had once but I got a punch in the face for my toruble, but that's another story
well on this occasion I had finally bagged me a lady (not li and a rather nice one as well. We had been at it for some time (at least a minute and a half) and she's clearly enjoying it, writhing about on top of me, making all the right noises, she shudders, moans and comes just moments before I let loose the orgasm that's been years in the making.
Suddenly she grimaces andthen gasps and folds in two like she's just been kicked in the stomach. She levers herself off me and almost falls on the floor, stubles out to the bathroom where she vomits copiously, she then makes here way back to bed where she sobs herself to sleep
o_0
that relationship didn't last long
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:02, Reply)
well I had once but I got a punch in the face for my toruble, but that's another story
well on this occasion I had finally bagged me a lady (not li and a rather nice one as well. We had been at it for some time (at least a minute and a half) and she's clearly enjoying it, writhing about on top of me, making all the right noises, she shudders, moans and comes just moments before I let loose the orgasm that's been years in the making.
Suddenly she grimaces andthen gasps and folds in two like she's just been kicked in the stomach. She levers herself off me and almost falls on the floor, stubles out to the bathroom where she vomits copiously, she then makes here way back to bed where she sobs herself to sleep
o_0
that relationship didn't last long
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:02, Reply)
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