great sex, but bad end result.
I'll try to keep this short. Fnar : )

Me and best mate go to Visit my family in Spain.

Upon arrival at the Villa, we notice two rather tasty ladies. They turn out to be dutch. They have dope. And they are seventeen.

We hang around with them for a bit, larking in the pool, drinking sangria in the sun etc. They both start getting very fruity, and by about day five, they are being quite insistent that we do the nasty with them.

Could have waited till parents were out and used our villa, but instead decide to seize the moment. Me and my lady break into the grounds of one empty, walled villa, and my mate and his do the same.

Great sex. However, I had not really derobed. Just sort of yanked my shorts down, got on with the job.

So finish, leg ups back over walls, and on home.

Parents are having a party. 20 + guests out on the patio as I walk in and start making small talk.

Now, I really should have checked the state of my clothing after.

We'd both got quite excited, and due to the fact we did a knee trembler, my shorts had acted like a drip tray. And spanish heat had made it go all dry and crusty super quick.

There were no possible excuses. I just had to go and change my clothes, and promise my mum not to corrupt any more of her neighbours neices.

Also not necessarily bad sex, but how to ruin good sex. Choose your sex music carefully. Ive had a perfectly good shag ruined by one of Bach's organ fugues coming on the stereo mid shag. We both laughed heartily, but neither one of us came.

Length. Yes this post is probably too long.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, Reply)