Apocalypse Now
The worst sex I ever had was with a girl with whom I had quite innocently sat down to watch Apocalypse Now. And drink two bottles of gin.

Looking back, I think the gin may have been an influencing factor.

We were in a university common room, at about 3am, trying to have sex. Every so often, Martin Sheen or Marlon Brando would distract me, so it went on for bloody ages.

So long in fact, that she fell asleep.

I woke up the next day, and my wife's best friend was rather red and sore.

Oh, and she was really, really fat. I mean, like Orca fat.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, Reply)