Doing it to Al
The worst I've ever had was with some bloke who thought that Al Yankovic made for good sex music.

The next worse would be the time that I pulled some right fugly sod at uni who wanted to get down to it in my room in halls. We got part way there, but upon seeing the half a chipolata that constituted his fully erect penis I burst into a fit of giggles. This didn't deter him, but fortunately for me we'd both had far too much drink. So when he needed to pee, I promptly dove under the duvet fully clothed and pretended to be asleep. Thankfully he managed to take the hint and took himself off into the night. I'd like to say I never saw him again after that, but he had some of the same lectures as me and was a friend of a friend's boyfriend. Argh.
(Prawn, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, Reply)