My first post...
...so be gentle with me.

Back in my university days there was a girl I really fancied, but I was in a steady relationship at the time, so nothing happened, though I had drunkenly intimated to her that I fancied her every now and again. So when me and the long term ex broke up (due to her fucking my mate) I swiftly arranged an evening in with a bottle of wine and the lady in question. Things went as planned, and we ended up in the bedroom, having the WORST sex I have ever known. I seriously considered giving up time and time again, and in the end faked an orgasm and tried to go to sleep. She said it was great... In the morning she made it clear she fancied another go, so I said I needed to go for a piss, decided to sacrifice my T-shirt (which was still on her bedroom floor) and ran out of the flat with the rest of my stuff. The sex was really THAT bad.

The next time I saw her was about a year later in a club. Boy was that awkward...
(franktard, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:55, Reply)