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The FIRST Mrs. Kite
Now the current Mrs Kite is a fragrant, clean creature but her predecessor was a stinky whore. She never showered, bathed once a week (but bizarely shaved her arms every other day ?!). But the worst was one day we were getting amorous and I decided to "go down" on her...so im about to get intimate and I get a rich, cheesy whiff from her biffer, look closesly and (without being too graphic or FrankSpencerish here) the gap between her Labia Majora (look on Wikipedia) and her inner thigh was FULL of smeg - about the size of a Dairylea triangle !

*shudders*
(kitescreech still here, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, Reply)