What rotten luck!
Well it was all going so well! There I was, popping my penis in and out of this lovely girl's virginia just like you're supposed to.

She was smiling and nodding her head in approval "good form" she'd say before taking a puff on her pipe "keep at it laddy!".
Spurred on by her words of encouragement I stepped it up a gear, she responds with "oooh marvellous!" and "that's the spirit!"

Well, I'm as experienced as the next fellow but even I couldn't contain myself at dirty-talk like that and before I knew it, I was ejaculating right up inside of her griffin (I hope no one objects to me referring to her twat as a griffin?)

All was fine, we parted with an amicable handshake and away I went. 'What a lovely day' I thought to myself. That was until I discovered I had contracted HIV from her, and then fully blown AIDS!! By crikey I felt such a plonker! She'd certainly pulled the wool over MY eyes! Let me tell you - I've only just stopped blushing, I felt quite the fool.

Never mind eh?
(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:16, Reply)