Not worst but certainly scariest
Out at a Gothy night club in Glasgow (we'll call it the cathouse, because thats what everyone else does) And pull this absolutely stunning Gothic bird, wearing all the PVC and that, big ass dread. and Norks that could smother a kitten. So anyhoo me not being a locale and it costing about 50 odd squid in a taxi to get back to mine we go to her place. So some snogging and fondling happens in her room and then we eventually get down to it. So she's riding on top of me like a Gothic cowgirl trying to win a bucking bronco competition, then comes out with how she likes to get "a little kinky". Now I'm all up for spanking a lass and being tied up as much as the next bloke. But she went over to her bedside table (still on top of me mind) and pulls out one of those barber razor blades. "Oh shit she's going to cut my throat and sodomise my corpse" thinks I. No she wants me to cut her chest a little.

So what did I do? Being a gentleman I obliged and even spanked her too. Was a fucking great night after that.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 19:04, Reply)