Even the damn train came!!
A spot of mutual masturbation from a female friend (I was still "Our Lady" at this point). She came but I didn't - we were waiting for a train see, and it arrived.

Oddly enough the first time was an unqualified success, producing satisfactory orgasms for all involved parties.

Oh, and a few people have mentionned anal sex. Here's a thought of the day for you;

Anal sex is like Christmas presents; 'tis better to give than to recieve.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 20:43, Reply)