The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Finger-nails...
Once upon a time, long long ago, I partook in a rough, passionate bout of finger-loving on my then-girlfriend.
It was dark.
She complained of a stinging sensation afterwards and we both thought nothing of it.
Upon getting home I had a text message saying "Trim your fingernails!" and found out in the subsequent phonecall that I can scratched the internals! I went to sleep...
I was awoken by my mother banging on my bedroom door (yes I still live at home! I'm not paying student house fees!), shouting "Are you alright?!". I rubbed my eyes and opened the door whereupon I was told how as she was going shopping, she saw a big bloody hand mark above the driver's door of my car and wanted to check I hadn't been in a fight! I looked out of the window and it looked like a kid had been hand-painting on my roof!
I blamed it on a papercut...
( , Sat 16 Jun 2007, 21:39, Reply)
Once upon a time, long long ago, I partook in a rough, passionate bout of finger-loving on my then-girlfriend.
It was dark.
She complained of a stinging sensation afterwards and we both thought nothing of it.
Upon getting home I had a text message saying "Trim your fingernails!" and found out in the subsequent phonecall that I can scratched the internals! I went to sleep...
I was awoken by my mother banging on my bedroom door (yes I still live at home! I'm not paying student house fees!), shouting "Are you alright?!". I rubbed my eyes and opened the door whereupon I was told how as she was going shopping, she saw a big bloody hand mark above the driver's door of my car and wanted to check I hadn't been in a fight! I looked out of the window and it looked like a kid had been hand-painting on my roof!
I blamed it on a papercut...
( , Sat 16 Jun 2007, 21:39, Reply)
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