The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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When I was about 26 years younger than I am now
My mate and I had been doing night shifts with a very quiet, very average looking student nurse for a couple of months. Doing 12 hour shifts with just 3 people you usually find out everything there is to know about the ones you're working with but her, name, favourite author (Jackie Collins) and musical tastes was it. Long story short, my mate was on leave for 2 weeks and we had to work short staffed. One night she's crying because her "friend" had been having sex with somebody she hated. Being a normal male, I asumed there and then that she was a lesbian. Three nights later, she came into work quite stoned, babbling that the friend would be visiting later to make up and did I mind. "Hell no, that's fine" I said thinking I might be able to sneak a look at some girl on girl make-up sex.After we'd finished our rounds and cleaned up she started getting a bit flirty and then quite amorous. Just as I'm banging away, I see her smile over my shoulder and then feel a hand stroking my bum and heading for my testicles. 2 girls at once, thinking God has finally answered my daily prayer. I looked over my shoulder to see the owner of the hand squeezing my balls was, with the other hand, stroking the biggest hard on I had ever seen. I pulled out, ran and locked myself in a ward until the early shift started then climbed out the window, drove home and showered for a few hours.
( , Sun 17 Jun 2007, 0:36, Reply)
My mate and I had been doing night shifts with a very quiet, very average looking student nurse for a couple of months. Doing 12 hour shifts with just 3 people you usually find out everything there is to know about the ones you're working with but her, name, favourite author (Jackie Collins) and musical tastes was it. Long story short, my mate was on leave for 2 weeks and we had to work short staffed. One night she's crying because her "friend" had been having sex with somebody she hated. Being a normal male, I asumed there and then that she was a lesbian. Three nights later, she came into work quite stoned, babbling that the friend would be visiting later to make up and did I mind. "Hell no, that's fine" I said thinking I might be able to sneak a look at some girl on girl make-up sex.After we'd finished our rounds and cleaned up she started getting a bit flirty and then quite amorous. Just as I'm banging away, I see her smile over my shoulder and then feel a hand stroking my bum and heading for my testicles. 2 girls at once, thinking God has finally answered my daily prayer. I looked over my shoulder to see the owner of the hand squeezing my balls was, with the other hand, stroking the biggest hard on I had ever seen. I pulled out, ran and locked myself in a ward until the early shift started then climbed out the window, drove home and showered for a few hours.
( , Sun 17 Jun 2007, 0:36, Reply)
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