The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Fortunatly not mine...
A friend of mine was with a girl who was most turned on by the fact that is nipples were pierced, as were hers... matching pairs, how sweet.
Now I can speak from personal experience that she was an "energetic" and noisy lover (her mother once asked if we could "be more quiet next time" after a successful session in her bedroom). One fateful evening my friend was paying visit to her velvet sausage wallet whilst she was playfully bighting his nipples. It was while she was bighting away that my friend decided, rather unwisely it would seem, to throw his "Creamy Muck Muck". This caused her to spasm wildly taking a full 3/4 of his nipple with her.
He now has the rather ironic nickname of Scaramanga.
Feel the girth
( , Sun 17 Jun 2007, 1:31, Reply)
A friend of mine was with a girl who was most turned on by the fact that is nipples were pierced, as were hers... matching pairs, how sweet.
Now I can speak from personal experience that she was an "energetic" and noisy lover (her mother once asked if we could "be more quiet next time" after a successful session in her bedroom). One fateful evening my friend was paying visit to her velvet sausage wallet whilst she was playfully bighting his nipples. It was while she was bighting away that my friend decided, rather unwisely it would seem, to throw his "Creamy Muck Muck". This caused her to spasm wildly taking a full 3/4 of his nipple with her.
He now has the rather ironic nickname of Scaramanga.
Feel the girth
( , Sun 17 Jun 2007, 1:31, Reply)
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